youaintshitok:

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.

That makes it a plant.

Chocolate is salad.

(via loaning)



surethatspookilyhappened:

spliffmastergeneral:

the-spooky-dick-forest:

buzzfeed:

Need some last-minute Halloween costume inspiration? Here you go. 

cosplay at its funniest

It’s funny to dress up as Muslim women and disparage another’s culture? How very classically white.

They’re…… they’re ghosts….

(via largebigmacmealplz)



fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

(via 50pairsofshades)



sweatrer:

ur insecure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i kno what for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ur a bitch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(via 50pairsofshades)


burgerkid:

burgerkid:

burgerkid:

Who does a pharaoh talk to when he’s sad?

His mummy.

i lost 10 followers already

(via tropicalifornication)


mastercatscinema:

No autographs.  

mastercatscinema:

No autographs.